Mostly Harmless

I was having this phone conversation:

Me: I've been kind of irritable today, but at least I think I made it through the day without snapping at anyone.

Friend: Snapping?

Me: Yes...

Friend: Really? I can't picture you snapping at anyone.

Me: You think I'm just this nice guy? I've got a friend or two who could tell you stories about me.

Just kidding. Hopefully my friend or two won't be telling those stories about me. I'm sorry, my friend or two.