Steer Well Clear of all Meetings...and other tips for workplace survival

I found this somewhat amusing article in The Guardian (online edition).

"Guy Browning offers 20 top tips for surviving life in the workplace" http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,,1924681,00.html

Oh, but I assure you that this has got nothing to do with my current job...well, hardly at all, anyway.